I'm the official unofficial reporter.

I've been compared to Inspector Clouseau...or has he been compared to me?

Aren't you...Feeling Nosey???

I escaped from an interview with that laboratory-loving doctor, Ag O. Nee, just barely by the shadow of my Nosey nose!

Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!

I can't drop it. It's how I'm drawn.